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'Jack contracted botrytis cinerea. It hasn't done much for his looks, but his disposition's a lot sweeter.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Diner.

'A cheeky red?'

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

Bacchus.

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Sauvignon Bonk

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'Man...You age great!'

"I think it stopped breathing."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."