Flavor Gifts

Too much cilantro

"The last few salt & vinegar chips are always the sourest."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Needs salt!'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Granny with balanced pie chart

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Coffee Menu

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Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

Cheese Pile

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

'Wow!! Do I ever like the flavour of the month!!'

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"