Flavor Mugs

Too much cilantro

"The last few salt & vinegar chips are always the sourest."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Needs salt!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Ice Cream Dreams.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Granny with balanced pie chart

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Cheese Pile

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Coffee Menu

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

'Wow!! Do I ever like the flavour of the month!!'

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"It's all down to turmeric!"