Flavor Mathematician Mugs

Granny with balanced pie chart

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Needs salt!'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Ice Cream Dreams.

Harsh Mellows.

Too much cilantro

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Whatever he's eating.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Coffee Menu

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.