Flavor Magician Mugs

Baking

"You may think these things are harmless...but in inexperienced hands, my spices can mess you up!"

Come dine with me!

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Harsh Mellows.

Ice Cream Dreams.

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Benihana style of cooking.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Party time.

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."