Flavor Magician Pillows

Gordon Ramsay

Baking

"You may think these things are harmless...but in inexperienced hands, my spices can mess you up!"

Come dine with me!

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Harsh Mellows.

Benihana style of cooking.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The Witches Discover The Wok

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Party time.

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."