Flavor Tasting Mugs

Coffee Menu

Pick 'n' Mix Potato Crisps

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Try to guess the continent dining...

Picking pastries.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'Needs salt!'

The Main Types of Cheese

Ice Cream Dreams.

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Harsh Mellows.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"I come here for the pepper."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Too much cilantro

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"Charles didn't like tofu."