Flavor Experimentation Mugs

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Don't come anywhere near me bub! I'm warning you."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

'Needs salt!'

Ice Cream Dreams.

Before/After

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Too much cilantro

I love Cannelloni

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Ten out of ten for effort...

The Inexperienced Cook

'No creamed peas for me today!'

Coffee Menu

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Tzatzikicicle

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

Funky Chef 2

"Habanero ..."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!