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Me, I'd pair ketchup with a box of red, but I'd pair mustard with a box of white. Hot dogs.

'Everybody, stop and listen! This guy just ordered a zinfandel with lemon sole! Can you believe it?'

'Dad still getting the nightmare where the guy orders the Puligny-Montrachet with the guacamole?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

Salt and Pepper

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

"You were right-we should have just split one."

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

'That's a tough question. I suppose I should be served with a dry red.'

"We both love Chinese food."

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

"You're too kneady."

"What would you serve with toast?"

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"

"I ain't particular, but are you sure a '71 claret is the right choice for these here beans?"

"I didn't want to waste the good stuff, so I used the oldest bottle in your wine collection for the spaghetti sauce."

"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."

'All I said was,two could live as cheaply as one until you gave up dieting.'

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

Male and female loves.

"Garlic breath?"