Food Pairings T-Shirts

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Joined at the hipster.

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Salt and Pepper

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

Red Wine

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"You were right-we should have just split one."

"Things were going along great with Greg and me, and then the 'Diceman' returned."

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

'That's a tough question. I suppose I should be served with a dry red.'

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

"Okay, let's see ... vintage ... vintage ... "

"What would you serve with toast?"

'All I said was,two could live as cheaply as one until you gave up dieting.'

"I ain't particular, but are you sure a '71 claret is the right choice for these here beans?"

"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."

"I didn't want to waste the good stuff, so I used the oldest bottle in your wine collection for the spaghetti sauce."

Male and female loves.

"Wouldn't it be easier just to go to another restaurant."

'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?'

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

'We've found it to be the most effective way to let people know what food goes best with our wine.'