Food Pairing Skeptic T-Shirts

Beer

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"Please don't kill me."

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

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'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

"What would you serve with toast?"

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

"Sure, pal, whatever you say. Ha ha! The salmon is fresh."

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

'This restaurant has got zero stars, right? Every single one of them is well deserved.'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"And do you, Jennifer, take Matthew, knowing that you'll have to educate him about wine and food pairings?"

'I guess you're right again; wine and eggs do go together.'

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

'In my experience, when you give a man a fish, he asks for a beer to go with it.'

'What wine goes best with bourbon?'

'We've found it to be the most effective way to let people know what food goes best with our wine.'

"Bob, no! You don't drown in white wine with steak!"

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

'If I were you I wouldn't eat this on an empty stomach.'

'Dad still getting the nightmare where the guy orders the Puligny-Montrachet with the guacamole?'