Food Pairing Skeptic T-Shirts

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"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"Please don't kill me."

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

'That's a tough question. I suppose I should be served with a dry red.'

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

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'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

"Sure, pal, whatever you say. Ha ha! The salmon is fresh."

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

"What would you serve with toast?"

"I ain't particular, but are you sure a '71 claret is the right choice for these here beans?"

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

'This restaurant has got zero stars, right? Every single one of them is well deserved.'

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

'I guess you're right again; wine and eggs do go together.'

'What wine goes best with bourbon?'

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

"And do you, Jennifer, take Matthew, knowing that you'll have to educate him about wine and food pairings?"

'In my experience, when you give a man a fish, he asks for a beer to go with it.'

'We've found it to be the most effective way to let people know what food goes best with our wine.'

"Bob, no! You don't drown in white wine with steak!"

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

'If I were you I wouldn't eat this on an empty stomach.'