Foodie Paradox T-Shirts

Celebrate the playful side of food obsession with our foodie paradox t-shirts. Perfect for culinary creatives who love sporting their humorous love for food contradictions.

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'He's messing with my mind. He ordered a plain donut and a chocolate bagel with sprinkles.'

'He's messing with my mind. He ordered a plain donut and a chocolate bagel with sprinkles.' mockup

'He's messing with my mind. He ordered a plain donut and a chocolate bagel with sprinkles.'

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"We don't need menus. Just pick the healthiest dish you have and give it to us deep fried."

"We don't need menus. Just pick the healthiest dish you have and give it to us deep fried." mockup

"We don't need menus. Just pick the healthiest dish you have and give it to us deep fried."

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"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?" mockup

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

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HELLth Food Sprouts

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Surprise in the salad bowl

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"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds." mockup

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

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Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each. mockup

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

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'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.' mockup

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

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"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

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"Is it free-range?"

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Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand. mockup

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

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'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?' mockup

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

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"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber." mockup

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

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"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes." mockup

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

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Free Range Chickens

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"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus." mockup

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

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Adam and Eve - Food scares

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"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!" mockup

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

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"He's a fussy eater."

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What's the antidote for wheat germ? mockup

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

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'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.' mockup

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

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"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..." mockup

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

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Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray. mockup

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

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Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe? mockup

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

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Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce. mockup

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

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"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?" mockup

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

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'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.'

'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.' mockup

'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.'

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What came first, the chicken or the egg mockup

What came first, the chicken or the egg

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Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'. mockup

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

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'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.' mockup

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

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"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

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