Food Paradox Seeker T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that celebrate the amusing contradictions of food obsession—ideal for the food paradox enthusiast who loves witty and creative clothing.

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"I'm trying to eat healthy. Where do you keep the organic donuts?"

"I'm trying to eat healthy. Where do you keep the organic donuts?" mockup

"I'm trying to eat healthy. Where do you keep the organic donuts?"

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Try to guess the continent dining... mockup

Try to guess the continent dining...

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Before/After

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'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.' mockup

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

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"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits." mockup

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

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"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy." mockup

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

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"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean." mockup

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

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Ethnic food springing out of a menu. mockup

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

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Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand. mockup

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

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"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?" mockup

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

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"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for Godâ��s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for Godâ��s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate." mockup

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for Godâ��s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

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Spaghetti Road

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Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.' mockup

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

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"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!" mockup

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

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"Baldo, we need to talk."

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Horse meat scandal.

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"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?" mockup

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

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Pizza Rescue.

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'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?' mockup

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

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"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

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"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth." mockup

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

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"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic." mockup

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

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Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl. mockup

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

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'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

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Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health mockup

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

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Man finds a python in his breakfast egg mockup

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

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101 things to do with lutefisk.

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"Are you enjoying your escargot?" mockup

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

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"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

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