Food Paradox Seeker Gifts

"I'm trying to eat healthy. Where do you keep the organic donuts?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

Before/After

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Spaghetti Road

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Baldo, we need to talk."

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

Horse meat scandal.

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

Pizza Rescue.

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

Anthony Bourdain with Chopsticks

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

101 things to do with lutefisk.

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

Biocafeteraologist

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

The canteen food's pretty awful...

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'