Food Confusion Crusader Gifts

Confusion of ingredient labels in grocery store.

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"But you said I should serve our guests the can of peas!"

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

Horse meat scandal.

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

FDA Ingredients

'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

First Responders - Second Responders.

Size differences aside...it's that cheesy 'manufactured' smile that makes it so easy to pick a fruit fly on a GM diet!!

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'

Dear kindly Rudy Park reader, We can appreciate that you don't have a lot of energy to read and digest a comic strip. Doubtless you're still digesting mountains of food, and would like to continue your post-gorging nap. Forget that! I'm going to shop until I pass out from exhaustion. We stand corrected. In case I hurl, bring my airsick bag to the Apple Store.

Thoroughbred Burger Meat

HEAD CHEF - A chef collects the heads of the chefs that rank below him.

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.

'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.'

"The usual"

'I'll have the chopped steak, without bacterial contamination and without mad cow virus.'

"When you're ready to order, ask for me by name. We work on commission."

COP 26 and Madagascar Famine

'Jamie Oliver has a lot to answer for!'

"A recent government study has concluded that toast and marmalade may be hazardous to human health."

Well, I told you to add yeast to your shampoo.

'Every time we go out for a steak dinner, Sander thinks he recongnizes...

"Ciel! Supergastronome!"

Genetically Modified Carrots

Gordon Ramsey.