Food Confusion Crusader Pillows

Confusion of ingredient labels in grocery store.

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"But you said I should serve our guests the can of peas!"

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Horse meat scandal.

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.'

First Responders - Second Responders.

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

Size differences aside...it's that cheesy 'manufactured' smile that makes it so easy to pick a fruit fly on a GM diet!!

Thoroughbred Burger Meat

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

HEAD CHEF - A chef collects the heads of the chefs that rank below him.

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.

'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.'

"The usual"

"When you're ready to order, ask for me by name. We work on commission."

'I'll have the chopped steak, without bacterial contamination and without mad cow virus.'

'Jamie Oliver has a lot to answer for!'

"A recent government study has concluded that toast and marmalade may be hazardous to human health."

COP 26 and Madagascar Famine

'Every time we go out for a steak dinner, Sander thinks he recongnizes...

"Ciel! Supergastronome!"

Genetically Modified Carrots

The impossible dream