Food Disagreement Warrior Pillows

When Worlds Collide:

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

The Last Dinner

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

Size differences aside...it's that cheesy 'manufactured' smile that makes it so easy to pick a fruit fly on a GM diet!!

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

'Oh, sure, you can dish it out, but you can't take it.'

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

"And would you like a divorce with that?"

Mathematician Food Fights.

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

"What's all this fuss about genetically modified food, anyway?"

Chef's duel.

One in ten Minnesotans live with hunger.

'Thank you for this food, and protect us from the additives and preservatives therin.'

COP 26 and Madagascar Famine

"Shortages, higher prices, closings...and they still throw away half their food."

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'

"I've been eating genetically modified corn all my life and I don't see what all the fuss is about!"

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

"Ok, ok! No more pizza with pineapple on it!"

'Man, I go for genetically modified chicken food!'

Meat bi-products.

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'

The House of Java Cafe was suddenly a house divided. The humble establishment had been divided into faith-based and non-faith-based seating. Heathen! Blasphemer! Cereal-eater! Judgmental scone-lover! You have no values. You have even less! And some walking a not-so-delicate line down the middle. You're all stinkin' losers!

Yesterday we touched on a controversial topic. We referred to guacamole as a condiment. We recognize these are various schools of thought. Some believe it to be a meal, or side dish. America can sustain different views. It's not like sauerkraut, which is clearly a vegetable. What? Are you insane? I will pummel you! Communist!

James and I discussed at length what the best type of margarine was.

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'Keep your eyes straight ahead and you can make it!'

'No, I don't see any problems with genetically modified food.'