Vegetarian In Conflict Pillows

"Just once, I'd like to have a great big, juicy steak!"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Heart Disease Menu

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

No Dogs Allowed

'... Got anything besides apples?'

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.'

"Sorry buddy, but we've got to reduce your cabon pawprint."

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

Cow charging at a woman feeding beef to Pirahnas

You are what you eat.

Pig watching a chef cut up his leg.

Meatless Burgers

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

Rabbit being eaten.

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

"Good morning, ma'am. I'd like to share the good word of vegetarianism with you."

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

Protesting Asparagus

Let's hope they're vegetarians!

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'

All his life, Prof. van Donkle was a vegetarian who respected animals. It didn't help.