Food Combo Debaters Pillows

"Ok, ok! No more pizza with pineapple on it!"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Mayo-A-Mayo

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'To eat or not to eat?'

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

Frankenfood farms: pest-resistant, fresher-longer, who-knows-what produce.

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

The Last Dinner

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

'If you'd like to, you can discuss the question of eating genetically-modified food with our staff ethicist.'

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

'You need a more balanced diet.'

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."