Food Combo Debaters Pillows

"Ok, ok! No more pizza with pineapple on it!"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Mayo-A-Mayo

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

'To eat or not to eat?'

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

Frankenfood farms: pest-resistant, fresher-longer, who-knows-what produce.

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

The Last Dinner

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

'You need a more balanced diet.'