Food And Drink Pairing T-Shirts

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Bad for you but to die for

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'Man...You age great!'

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Pasta

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"Bottled, tap or toilet water?"

Chocs away.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Baloneystini

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Coffee Menu

Red Wine

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

Wine and Cheese

Happy St Pancakes Day

Anton's Bar and Grill

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"