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'What wine goes best with bourbon?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Pasta

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

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Rabbit Punch

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

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"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Sharing Drinks.

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

Drinking Hats

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."