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"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

"Do you have a nice Beaujolais that goes well with a mama’s boy?"

In the Guru District

The Vineyard

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Pasta

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Great coffee, Carole."

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Portfolio, 2011

Red Wine

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

"My word, this really is impressive! Lots of people have a personal trainer but a personal wine advisor, wow!"

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

'Really, Bob, the Wine Fairy?'

"My husband makes this wine."

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'