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'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Pasta

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

Red Wine

"My word, this really is impressive! Lots of people have a personal trainer but a personal wine advisor, wow!"

"This is a big wine. I recommend you order some big food."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

'That's a tough question. I suppose I should be served with a dry red.'

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

"Okay, let's see ... vintage ... vintage ... "

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"I ain't particular, but are you sure a '71 claret is the right choice for these here beans?"

"Do you have a nice Beaujolais that goes well with a mama’s boy?"

"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."

"I didn't want to waste the good stuff, so I used the oldest bottle in your wine collection for the spaghetti sauce."

'We've found it to be the most effective way to let people know what food goes best with our wine.'

"Carpe vino! Seize the wine!"

"I'm too old to go Dutch."

'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?'

"And do you, Jennifer, take Matthew, knowing that you'll have to educate him about wine and food pairings?"

Makes wine, mashed potato.

"Bob, no! You don't drown in white wine with steak!"