Food And Wine Pairing Pro T-Shirts

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Pasta

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

Red Wine

"This is a big wine. I recommend you order some big food."

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

"My word, this really is impressive! Lots of people have a personal trainer but a personal wine advisor, wow!"

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."

"Do you have a nice Beaujolais that goes well with a mama’s boy?"

'What wine goes best with bourbon?'

"I'm too old to go Dutch."

"And do you, Jennifer, take Matthew, knowing that you'll have to educate him about wine and food pairings?"

'In my experience, when you give a man a fish, he asks for a beer to go with it.'

'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?'

'We've found it to be the most effective way to let people know what food goes best with our wine.'

Makes wine, mashed potato.

"Bob, no! You don't drown in white wine with steak!"