Food Pairing Expert T-Shirts

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

Pasta

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

Salt and Pepper

Cereal Tasting.

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

Mediterranean Martini

"You were right-we should have just split one."

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"Oh, put a cork in it...the bottle, you, the wine steward."

'It's an acquired taste!'

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

'A sandwich?'

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

"What would you serve with toast?"

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

'I apologize for repeatedly asking if everything is okay, but displaying customer concern is part of our mission statement.'

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'

'Are the shellfish safe?'-'Certainly, sir- we keep them locked up in the kitchen.'

'All I said was,two could live as cheaply as one until you gave up dieting.'