Food Pairing T-Shirts

'I'm looking for the perfect coffee to pair with a toaster strudel & a banana.'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

"And do you, Jennifer, take Matthew, knowing that you'll have to educate him about wine and food pairings?"

Last Tango in Wisconsin

"I ain't particular, but are you sure a '71 claret is the right choice for these here beans?"

"Red wine with poultry? Seriously?"

"Despite the oaked tannins and lingering aftertaste, I don't think red pairs well with seal blubber."

"The food and wine are incompatible - so something's got to go."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

'In my experience, when you give a man a fish, he asks for a beer to go with it.'

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

'That's a tough question. I suppose I should be served with a dry red.'

'We've found it to be the most effective way to let people know what food goes best with our wine.'

'One unexpected problem I've run into, since making my own wine, is finding foods to pair with 160-proof Burgundy.'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Beer

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"Bob, no! You don't drown in white wine with steak!"

"May I recommend Deborah, she has a perfect blend of Merlot and chocolate."

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Salt and Pepper

Red Wine

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

"You were right-we should have just split one."

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"Things were going along great with Greg and me, and then the 'Diceman' returned."

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"Okay, let's see ... vintage ... vintage ... "