Food Pairing T-Shirts

'I'm looking for the perfect coffee to pair with a toaster strudel & a banana.'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

"And do you, Jennifer, take Matthew, knowing that you'll have to educate him about wine and food pairings?"

Last Tango in Wisconsin

"Despite the oaked tannins and lingering aftertaste, I don't think red pairs well with seal blubber."

"The food and wine are incompatible - so something's got to go."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

'In my experience, when you give a man a fish, he asks for a beer to go with it.'

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

'We've found it to be the most effective way to let people know what food goes best with our wine.'

'One unexpected problem I've run into, since making my own wine, is finding foods to pair with 160-proof Burgundy.'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Beer

"Bob, no! You don't drown in white wine with steak!"

"May I recommend Deborah, she has a perfect blend of Merlot and chocolate."

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Salt and Pepper

Red Wine

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

"You were right-we should have just split one."

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

"What would you serve with toast?"

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."

'All I said was,two could live as cheaply as one until you gave up dieting.'

Male and female loves.

"Wouldn't it be easier just to go to another restaurant."

Makes wine, mashed potato.