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In the Guru District

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"I make it myself!"

"Great coffee, Carole."

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Red Wine

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

"My word, this really is impressive! Lots of people have a personal trainer but a personal wine advisor, wow!"

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

'That's a tough question. I suppose I should be served with a dry red.'

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

"We recommend red wine with mice and white wine with birds."

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"What would you serve with toast?"

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

A Good Year.