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In the Guru District

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"I make it myself!"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Great coffee, Carole."

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

Red Wine

"My word, this really is impressive! Lots of people have a personal trainer but a personal wine advisor, wow!"

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

"We recommend red wine with mice and white wine with birds."

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

A Good Year.

"This wine is CORKED!"

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

"What would you serve with toast?"