Wine Pairing Punster T-Shirts

"What wine goes best with a job interview?"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

Pasta

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

Mystery of the Poets

Red Wine

Wino Appreciation Group

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

"Okay, let's see ... vintage ... vintage ... "

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

"Norman is an island."

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, all we ask for Mr. Whitman is poetic justice."

"I didn't want to waste the good stuff, so I used the oldest bottle in your wine collection for the spaghetti sauce."

"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."

"Do you have a nice Beaujolais that goes well with a mama’s boy?"

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"

"It's disappointing, but if that's the biggest you've got ..."

'I noticed your wine list only has reds and whites. Don't you have any yellow wines?'

"Would sir like to try the wine. . . ?"

Makes wine, mashed potato.

'I should warn you - all our 'non-loaded' funds are alcohol free.'

'What wine goes best with bourbon?'

'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?'

"Carpe vino! Seize the wine!"

'Marriage is a wonderful institution, I'll grant you that, but who wants to live in an institution?'

'At home, he's my husband, here; he's my dump bucket.'