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'I do the swirling and the tasting. He's definitely got the better equipment for the sniffing.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

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"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"Remember what we learned in wine country, dear."

"Okay, let's see ... vintage ... vintage ... "

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

"I didn't want to waste the good stuff, so I used the oldest bottle in your wine collection for the spaghetti sauce."

"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"Do you have a nice Beaujolais that goes well with a mama’s boy?"

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."

'SPRING water-in the middle of summer???'

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?'

'What wine goes best with bourbon?'

"Carpe vino! Seize the wine!"

Makes wine, mashed potato.

A nice Chianti?

'Marriage is a wonderful institution, I'll grant you that, but who wants to live in an institution?'

"A cheeky red?"

'What do you think? Red wine with steak, or white wine with fish?'

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

'So, does your wrist-wearable wine analyzer have anything so say about that Burgundy, like how to get it out of silk?'

"May I recommend Deborah, she has a perfect blend of Merlot and chocolate."

'Say when, sir.'

"I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus."

'No, I haven't figured out what wine goes with it. First, I need to figure out what it is.'