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'I do the swirling and the tasting. He's definitely got the better equipment for the sniffing.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

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"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

"Remember what we learned in wine country, dear."

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"Do you have a nice Beaujolais that goes well with a mama’s boy?"

"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."

Makes wine, mashed potato.

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

'SPRING water-in the middle of summer???'

'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?'

'What wine goes best with bourbon?'

'What do you think? Red wine with steak, or white wine with fish?'

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"A cheeky red?"

'So, does your wrist-wearable wine analyzer have anything so say about that Burgundy, like how to get it out of silk?'

'Marriage is a wonderful institution, I'll grant you that, but who wants to live in an institution?'

A nice Chianti?

'No, I haven't figured out what wine goes with it. First, I need to figure out what it is.'