Wine And Dog Aficionados T-Shirts

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"We REALLY do get better with age."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Wine taster with mineral water

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"Is your dog friendly?"

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

Still the Same

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

Replacements for Extinct Animals

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

Psychaitry. Are you sure lying on my back is the best way to address my feelings of helplessness?

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

I love that new elephant smell.

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

'All this job requires is some mud-wallowing and snarling... I'd say you're overqualified.'

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

Scratch 'n' sniff edition...

'Really? I've never met a banker before.'