Wine And Dog Aficionados Gifts

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Wine taster with mineral water

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"Is your dog friendly?"

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

'Really? I've never met a banker before.'

'All this job requires is some mud-wallowing and snarling... I'd say you're overqualified.'

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

Scratch 'n' sniff edition...

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

'Hank, Barry just said his first word: Dam!'