Wine And Dine Aficionados Gifts

Dogs with alcohol collars.

Life is for the birds.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"We REALLY do get better with age."

Wine taster with mineral water

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

'I knew we should have brought your Marigolds, dear!'

"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless."

Wine and Cheese

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

Still the Same

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

'OK, who ordered the prawn cocktail?'

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersized in a bucket?"

What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

Two men toasting

"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?"

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

'I love our decadence!'