Wine And Dine Aficionados Gifts

Dogs with alcohol collars.

Life is for the birds.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

Wine taster with mineral water

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

Wine and Cheese

"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless."

'I knew we should have brought your Marigolds, dear!'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersized in a bucket?"

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

Two men toasting

'OK, who ordered the prawn cocktail?'

"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?"

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

'Enjoy?...How?'