Dog Lover With A Refined Palate Gifts

"Teaching him to use a knife and fork was easy but he still can't tell a Merlot from a Chianti!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

Bad Dog

'Lately I've been feeling the lure of the stage.'

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

"You shouldn't feel too bad. I think it's remarkable they managed even one jump."

"He's so posh...!"

"Some dehydrated corn and bone meal for the gentleman, perhaps?"

'It's a Drama right? I would be great for the part: I can cry on command!'

'You talk about a clean dog!'

"Generally I recommend chuck, but since your collie has a pedigree...sirloin."

'Let's see... that's one 'last week's leftovers' and two 'third grader's homework', right?'

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

The Four Basic Food Groups - Dry, moist, biscuit, bone.

'I'm thinking celebrity pet's cookery nightmare make-over...'

'Wodger want-Dogs Home is it?'

"Have you got a book about the proper way of feeding a dog?"

"And I would life for the family to know that he didn't die in vain. He was delicious."

"It's a new cereal for dogs."

"The meal was superb...My compliments to the shep."

"How about an upgrade?"

'It's not fair - you never buy me doggie choccie bikkies!'