Wine Pairing Punster Gifts

"What wine goes best with a job interview?"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

Pasta

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

Mystery of the Poets

Red Wine

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

Wino Appreciation Group

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

"Norman is an island."

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."

"Do you have a nice Beaujolais that goes well with a mama’s boy?"

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, all we ask for Mr. Whitman is poetic justice."

"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"

'I should warn you - all our 'non-loaded' funds are alcohol free.'

'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?'

'I noticed your wine list only has reds and whites. Don't you have any yellow wines?'

"Would sir like to try the wine. . . ?"

'What wine goes best with bourbon?'

Makes wine, mashed potato.

'You opened it five hours ago. If it breathes any more, it's going to hyperventilate.'

"A whino!"

'Marriage is a wonderful institution, I'll grant you that, but who wants to live in an institution?'