Wine Pairing Wizard Gifts

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

"Do you have a nice Beaujolais that goes well with a mama’s boy?"

In the Guru District

The Vineyard

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Pasta

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Portfolio, 2011

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

Red Wine

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"My word, this really is impressive! Lots of people have a personal trainer but a personal wine advisor, wow!"

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'That's a tough question. I suppose I should be served with a dry red.'

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'Really, Bob, the Wine Fairy?'