Wine Pairing Gifts

Red Wine

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

In the Guru District

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

'A cheeky red?'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Sauvignon Bonk

Bacchus.

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"I make it myself!"

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Pasta

"He gets easily abstracted."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"I only need shade for my wine."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'