Drink Pairing Guru Prints

'What wine goes best with bourbon?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Pasta

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'The King of what?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Complaints Desk

Rabbit Punch

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

California Beverages Map

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Sharing Drinks.

Scotch and soda on a drip.

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

Bar chart

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

Drinking Hats

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'