Foodie Duo Prints

Male and female loves.

"Wouldn't it be easier just to go to another restaurant."

Salt and Pepper

'All I said was,two could live as cheaply as one until you gave up dieting.'

"He smelled like ham. I smelled like eggs. I knew we were made for each other."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

Hungry child

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

Wine and Cheese

"You were right-we should have just split one."

"We both love Chinese food."

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

'The store was out of bread, so instead I bought bagels.'

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."

Oh, Wow! With all this baby food flying around, I can't wait until he starts eating steak!!!

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"

'Wine and. . . fresh news. . .'

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

"She brings me my food. I call her MomDash."

"But Kevin, why can't we have a proper jacuzzi like next door?"

"Garlic breath?"

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

Metro Goldwyn Macaroni

'My compliments to the chef.'

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

Birds.

Everything looks so good

Lady playing with bread at the dinner table

Me, I'd pair ketchup with a box of red, but I'd pair mustard with a box of white. Hot dogs.