Foodie-for-two Prints

Everything looks so good

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"You're the lid to my pot."

Party Animals.

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

Salt and Pepper

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

Where cronuts come from.

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"You were right-we should have just split one."

"You complete me."

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"We both love Chinese food."

'Sure, it's nourishing, but regurgitated fish is not what I would call a culinary feast...'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

'The birthday boy gets the first piece of cake. What'll it be, Burl?'

Barry's new George Foreman Grill warned him anytime the meat was being overcooked.

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"