Foodie-for-two Pillows

"Stephen and I are today's special."

Party Animals.

"You're the lid to my pot."

Salt and Pepper

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

"You were right-we should have just split one."

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

'Sure, it's nourishing, but regurgitated fish is not what I would call a culinary feast...'

"We both love Chinese food."

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

"You complete me."

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

'The birthday boy gets the first piece of cake. What'll it be, Burl?'

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"