Foodie Partner Pillows

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"You do like octopus?"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

What the Doctor Ordered

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Ice Cream Surgeon

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

The Fourth Little Pig

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Do you have any catsup?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

La Table

Fast food. Even faster food

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Bad for you but to die for

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."