Foodie Soulmate Gifts

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Why aren't there any proverbs about the way to a woman's heart? Because that would imply men are asking directions.

'This is my significant other, Kevin...we met at the supermarket, in the gourmet section.'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

The Fourth Little Pig

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Do you have any catsup?'

Bad for you but to die for

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

I wish I'd had the review.

Pasta

A Woman Holding Canapes

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"Larry never gains an ounce!"

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

'You're my anti-oxidant!'