Donating Gifts

Honey badger do care.

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"I simply can't say no!"

'Yes, Mrs Muldoon, we have, unfortunately, at this point in time, completely used up your very generous $30 contribution of last year.'

'It's the best charity shop in the high street.'

Donate to the poorest of the poor...Haitian relief.

Half of those who made no donations last year 'do not trust charities'.

"I do ballet, conservation, starvation, cancer research, the needy, a little art, and a smidgen for Farmington."

Organ Donation Clinic

'I thought they told you that any donation, no matter how small, would be greatly appreciated.'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Santa ringing bell with sign "Give now and avoid the holiday rush."

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

'I gave all I had to the poor, and then some rich guy came along and gave all he had to me!'

'I've no time for the ice buck nonsense. I'll just continue donating to charity in my own quiet way.'

Look at all these funding requests. The museum, food bank and library. The homeless shelter blood bank and conservation fund! Please! Emergency! Help! Which worthy cause should we send a check to first? Le me see: The phone, gas and electric.

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"Done saving the world for today."

A panhandler with a sign that reads "No maximum contribution".

"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome."

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

New life (organ donation)

The nonprofit dog fight.

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'