Donating Pillows

Honey badger do care.

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"I simply can't say no!"

'Yes, Mrs Muldoon, we have, unfortunately, at this point in time, completely used up your very generous $30 contribution of last year.'

'It's the best charity shop in the high street.'

Donate to the poorest of the poor...Haitian relief.

Half of those who made no donations last year 'do not trust charities'.

"I do ballet, conservation, starvation, cancer research, the needy, a little art, and a smidgen for Farmington."

Organ Donation Clinic

'I thought they told you that any donation, no matter how small, would be greatly appreciated.'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Santa ringing bell with sign "Give now and avoid the holiday rush."

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

'I gave all I had to the poor, and then some rich guy came along and gave all he had to me!'

'I've no time for the ice buck nonsense. I'll just continue donating to charity in my own quiet way.'

"Done saving the world for today."

A panhandler with a sign that reads "No maximum contribution".

"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

New life (organ donation)

The nonprofit dog fight.

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

Local wildlife bringing an old beggar food.

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."