Donating To A Museum Pillows

You're my Mona Lisa.

The Googler

"I think he was a celebrity."

Culture Saturday

Party Animals.

"You're on a what?!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Misunderstood artist

'I could do that.'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

The Other Cooperstown

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Antiques

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Colonial Larrysburg.

I love Museum Shops

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."