Museums Pillows

The Thinker and the Doer.

"This particular species is believed to have travelled in troupes."

"This explains the p***s we saw downstairs."

"He was such a great artist, yet in his own lifetime he never sold a single mug."

At the Met

"I remember when you could see these all over the place..." "Can we go and see the nurse now?"

They're museum quality!"

Welcome to the British Museum...

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

Museum Displays a Brain as a Critical Thinking Machine.

'I could do that.'

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

Museum of Commerce and gift shop.

'If I could draw your attention to this large crack.'

"You're on a what?!"

'Sure she's got a nice smile, but is it art?'

"Makes me want to draw up some districts of my own."

Wax Museum - Please do not touch the thermostat.

'. . . and this is an ancient depiction of a doctor when he had time to make house calls.'

I always wanted to be a muse.

Iron age man holding an iron.

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"Before they became extinct you could see these all over the place!"

'What kind of calcium supplements did she take, Grandma?'

'I have to disagree. I think the artist is laughing with us.'

"Why is he thinking? Did he lose his smartphone?"

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

'This was called a pensioner,they became unfashionable in the early 21st century.'

Smokers' Museum: We smoked these everywhere, even in public places!

"And here's where daddy used to work...before it became a museum.

Wax Museum Entrance.

"It's an honest piece"

'Please do not touch' signs all over a museum. The guard has a 'please touch' above her.

'Hall of small mammals'

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