Museums Gifts

"This particular species is believed to have travelled in troupes."

"This explains the p***s we saw downstairs."

At the Met

"He was such a great artist, yet in his own lifetime he never sold a single mug."

"I remember when you could see these all over the place..." "Can we go and see the nurse now?"

They're museum quality!"

Welcome to the British Museum...

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

'I could do that.'

Museum Displays a Brain as a Critical Thinking Machine.

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

Museum of Commerce and gift shop.

'Sure she's got a nice smile, but is it art?'

"You're on a what?!"

Wax Museum - Please do not touch the thermostat.

"Makes me want to draw up some districts of my own."

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

'. . . and this is an ancient depiction of a doctor when he had time to make house calls.'

"Before they became extinct you could see these all over the place!"

"And here's where daddy used to work...before it became a museum.

I always wanted to be a muse.

Iron age man holding an iron.

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'I have to disagree. I think the artist is laughing with us.'

"It's an honest piece"

"Why is he thinking? Did he lose his smartphone?"

'This was called a pensioner,they became unfashionable in the early 21st century.'

Smokers' Museum: We smoked these everywhere, even in public places!

'What kind of calcium supplements did she take, Grandma?'

'Please do not touch' signs all over a museum. The guard has a 'please touch' above her.

A museum displays small farmers with the dodo and dinosaurs.

Vote Jones - the last low budget political campaign.

Scared sheep visiting a Damien Hirst exhibition.

'Those were the days, eh, Grandpa?'

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