Museum Muse Gifts

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

The Googler

"I think he was a celebrity."

Party Animals.

Culture Saturday

"You're on a what?!"

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'I could do that.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

The Other Cooperstown

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Antiques

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Diego Velasquez

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

I love Museum Shops

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Colonial Larrysburg.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"