Museum Muse Gifts

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think he was a celebrity."

The Googler

Culture Saturday

Party Animals.

"You're on a what?!"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Well....I could've done this!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'I could do that.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

The Other Cooperstown

Antiques

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

I love Museum Shops

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Colonial Larrysburg.