Historical Art Muse Gifts

Fall in the Greek Temple

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

The Artist

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

Diego Velasquez

"Outré or simply bad?"

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Abstract portrait art.

'I wonder if he faked it?'

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

'I suspect, Madam, that this Van Gogh is a forgery.'

I'm thinking about cutting off my ear, just like my idol, Vincent Van Gogh. You're a comic strip character, Al. Just use an eraser.

"Italian Prisoners of War" - F.S.Lowry

"The good news is that you'll be immortalized in a world-famous painting. The bad news...your face is stuck like that for life!"

'Did Picasso get hounded every 10 minutes?'

Brancusi.

Other Rembrandt Misattributions

'Sure, I can make you look like Venus de Milo, but it will take two amputations!'

Early art critic

Woman emulating 'The Scream' painting when a black sock is found in the whites only washing.

Goya Yoga