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Fall in the Greek Temple

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

The Artist

Diego Velasquez

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

'I wonder if he faked it?'

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

Abstract portrait art.

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

'I suspect, Madam, that this Van Gogh is a forgery.'

'Sure, I can make you look like Venus de Milo, but it will take two amputations!'

"Italian Prisoners of War" - F.S.Lowry

'Did Picasso get hounded every 10 minutes?'

Other Rembrandt Misattributions

Early art critic

Goya Yoga

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'