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'Oh, no, it's an ear...didn't Vincent get the list?'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

The Artist

The DaVinci Code

A caveman paints from life

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

The First Fire Stick

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Sundial Time

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

Lord George brings news of the debate

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Convenience.

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

The Evolution Of Man.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Raphael

This Is What Moral Corruption Looks Like

The Great Leap Forward

"Tinnitus?"

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!